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@UncleDuke1969: [doorbell]

"Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"
"You have cookies?"
"No, sir I-"
"Come back when you have cookies."

*closes door*

[doorbell]

“Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?”
“You have cookies?”
“No, sir I-”
“Come back when you have cookies.”

*closes door*

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