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@UncleDuke1969: [doorbell]

"Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"He died like 2000 years ago."
"So?"
"I'm 46. Do the math."

[doorbell]

“Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“He died like 2000 years ago.”
“So?”
“I’m 46. Do the math.”

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