@XGroverX: Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!
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@tracietom: I had to dress up for a wedding today and when my 6 yr old saw me he exclaimed that I "looked beautiful! Just like Peaches!" Peaches is our dog.
@ShesARealGenius: On your first day in prison, make sure you go up to the warden and compliment the décor.
@JUSTLisandra: Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on.
@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....