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@Schmoodles: Down a flight of stairs.
That's how I roll. :(
@Sassafrantz: Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls.
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing
puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
@MollyERA: "IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--" "stop rapping, Grandma" "--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"
@Jandalize: My favorite bra broke and now I feel like there's no one left to support me.