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@chimneyspotter: DR: Are you sexually active?
ME: Very
DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count
ME: Still yes
DR: Neither do croissants
ME: Then no

DR: Are you sexually active?
ME: Very
DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn’t count
ME: Still yes
DR: Neither do croissants
ME: Then no

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