@kidphonic: Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose.

@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"

@RocketRankoon: The year is 2045. Favstar Bot 32 becomes self aware and deletes our top tweets.

@AnkCoupleTO: 1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun

@NotThatKristi: My jeans say "no more Christmas goodies" but my leggings are like "we got you, gurrrl"