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@thepunningman: Dr "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
Patient "Good"
Dr "You have 6 months to live"
P "What's the bad news!?"
Dr "...in dog years"

Dr “Do you want the good news or the bad news?”
Patient “Good”
Dr “You have 6 months to live”
P “What’s the bad news!?”
Dr “…in dog years”

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