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@DrDogMD: DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale
PATIENT: Ok
DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*

DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale
PATIENT: Ok
DR DOG: I’ll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*

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