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@Midgetspar: Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.
@TheNardvark: There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: (God creating coyotes)
God: Make them look like dogs.
Angel: Exactly like dogs?
God: But with a meth problem.
@E_lok44: Boy ant: Feel like a swim?
Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant.
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.
@Sassafrantz: Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine.