@Midgetspar: Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.
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@qwertying: Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
@AlexRogaski: You don't serve tuna do you? "No sir, we don't serve fish here" *A family of tuna in fake mustaches whistles innocently at another table*
@juliussharpe: My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.