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@NYC_Blonde: Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work...
Me: Why, is something wrong?!
Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne...

Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work…
Me: Why, is something wrong?!
Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne…

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