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@_NinJar: [Dr.]
"Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"
*slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth*
"Don't do it"
*eats cheese*
*dies*

[Dr.]
“Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you’ll die”
*slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth*
“Don’t do it”
*eats cheese*
*dies*

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