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@rebrafsim: Dracula: I vant to suck your blood

Me: well technically, no -- you don't suck what you're drinking. You want to suck my NECK

Dracula: vhoa

Dracula: I vant to suck your blood

Me: well technically, no — you don’t suck what you’re drinking. You want to suck my NECK

Dracula: vhoa

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