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@iliezabeth: DRAGON: get AWAY from me
ME: let me pet ur scales pls
DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u
ME: breathe fire on me
DRAGON: *is creeped out*

DRAGON: get AWAY from me
ME: let me pet ur scales pls
DRAGON: I don’t even KNOW u
ME: breathe fire on me
DRAGON: *is creeped out*

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