@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
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@aka_fatman: "...so when the plane crashed, we had to do the unthinkable to survive." "Eat human corpses?" [flashback to eating quinoa] "Y...yes."
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.