@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
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@david8hughes: [interrogation] "What do you do for a living?" "Kidnapper." "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] "I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."
@Fred_Delicious: [Lawyer] "I can't stress this enough. You cannot plead that you're a wizard ok?" "ok" [Later in court] "I plead that im a wizard your honor"
@PaulGibson1963: Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.