@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
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@vlowgoes: My garden has produced some sick beets, some smashing pumpkins and some red hot chili peppers. We go on tour in the fall.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.
@vapidaccount: ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts.