@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
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@Xoolun: I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up.
@samfromks: Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to come to my door.
@primawesome: My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that.