@Reverend_Scott: *dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*
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@AdamBroud: *Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes.
@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@AbbyHasIssues: *Showing me a picture of your baby* Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What's your dog's name?