@Reverend_Scott: *dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*
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@djdarrellripley: Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science...
@WilliamAder: Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them.
@bencoffeehall: Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat.