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@Reverend_Scott: *dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*
@Lazer_Cat_: Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this.
@djdarrellripley: Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying.
Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner.
@clindsaysway: Him: Take them off. All of them.
*slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans
@lecalabara: "The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."
@pattymo: Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get