@envydatropic: *Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*
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@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
@SharkJelly: *I cycle off mt Rushmore and fall to my death but my bicycle lands on the end of Lincolns nose and makes a perfect pair of reading glasses*
@envydatropic: I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit