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@ThoughtOtter: *draws sword*
*erases sword because it sucks*
@_sleepysmile: What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?
@PaulyPeligroso: Nice try, resealable potato chip bags.
@mrtruthandsoul: She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche
@SuperRandomish: [Morgan Freeman narrating my life]
*extended period of silence*
"What the hell am I supposed to do with this..."
@cwhudson: SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure
PHONE: *unskippable ad plays*
NURSE: he's dyin
SURGEON: ah crap, hold on