@theevilwriter: Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately.
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@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war