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@mattZillaaaa: Dress for the job you want to sleep at
@Izianikapani: Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby...
@INDlAN_: Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me
@Pirate_nurse: I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added
"Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"
In my prayers
@Benjamin4501: All right stop, coagulate and thicken
@jonnysun: ad for letuce:
do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water