@howe007: Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
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@counterfeitingl: When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him
@NoDomesticDiva: A friend said she thinks she should buy her teen a chastity belt. I said try perming her bangs, that worked well for me when I was younger.