@howe007: Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
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@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@stephenjmolloy: Job interviewer: "Why do you want to join the Secret Service?" Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
@abbycohenwl: "Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?" "Church?" "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers