@howe007: Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
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@Smug_Lemur: Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over.
@KyleMcDowell86: I always keep a shotgun under my bed in case a horse sneaks in and breaks his leg
@CheryeDavis: Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that.
@TheRohiniReddy: I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.