@bingowings14: Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.
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@Tmoney68: Nothing in this life is certain, except death and taxes. And stepping in water if you're wearing socks.
@MelvinofYork: I saw a lady at work today doing “breathing exercises” and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.