@bingowings14: Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.
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@Briidashian: Why do I have to use leaves as toilet paper when I go camping while we have bears out there using Charmin?
@urfavoritejoel: I say "Hey man, I got your back." He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. "Baby got back." I say