@bingowings14: Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.
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@_sweet_ham: I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.