@TheRealAnchovy: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right.
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@scullymike: Would love to do a Trump family sitcom, but would have to make up a character to be "the smart one"
@egg_dog: dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment