@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.
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@13spencer: Everybody is a kid of some decade, but "90's kids" are the only ones who are annoying about it.
@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.
@MelvinofYork: My wife says "Don't walk away when I'm talking to you" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating
@daemonic3: Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND