@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.
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@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window.
@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.