@tazsme: [driving] Goddamn pedestrians
[walking] Goddamn drivers
[both] Goddamn cyclists
@MischievousJam: I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday.
BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food
@iwearaonesie: MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
@Vodkantots: Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover.
YOU don't know.
@pixelatedboat: "We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack," I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available
@TheBenHoyle: I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day.