@thentherewasmo: Driving with one hand on top of the steering wheel, because "10 and 2" is 12
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@iwearaonesie: *wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*
@bobvulfov: me: ah finally a night when i can go to sleep early and rest up my upstairs neighbor: it is time to learn how to play the upright bass
@BonaFideIntent: Daily 'Facts About CHEESE' Fact About Cheese #3: "String Cheese. Is not made of string."
@ChipKellysBalls: I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...