@Jenny4ashley: Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged.
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@KeetPotato: [me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: "how did we both fit in this lmao"
@the_moonface: Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking.
@Marcmywords2: If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.
@robwhisman: just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio