@ScottLinnen: Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
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@JKNenagh: Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.
@Home_Halfway: "I think Esmerelda's in trouble!" "What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?" "I have a..." ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."