Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@dafloydsta: [dropping kids off at school]
ME: Ok, learn a lot today
KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week
ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK

[dropping kids off at school]
ME: Ok, learn a lot today
KIDS: But school doesn’t start for another week
ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK

COMMENTS