@daemonic3: Who called it an "insanity plea" and not a "loco motion"?

@nefariousPeterD: Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia.

@ValeeGrrl: At cardio class tonight, a 22yo size 0 told me "you run fast for someone your age" so now I have a body to bury if anyone wants to help me.

@GrumpyBahr: Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.