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@david8hughes: [drops son off for 1st day at daycare]
"Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."
"Not a chance. He's your problem now."

[drops son off for 1st day at daycare]
“Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o’clock.”
“Not a chance. He’s your problem now.”

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