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@AnOrangeSNES: [Dr's office]
"I have Carrie like reflexes"
Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?
*Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire*
No

[Dr’s office]
“I have Carrie like reflexes”
Don’t you mean cat-like reflexes?
*Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire*
No

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