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@ImSoFrancis: Drug Dealer: are you wearing a wire?

Me: the only wire I'm wearing is why're you still single?

Cops Outside In Van: *collective groan*

Drug Dealer: are you wearing a wire?

Me: the only wire I’m wearing is why’re you still single?

Cops Outside In Van: *collective groan*

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