Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@ImSoFrancis: Drug Dealer: are you wearing a wire?

Me: the only wire I'm wearing is why're you still single?

Cops Outside In Van: *collective groan*

Drug Dealer: are you wearing a wire?

Me: the only wire I’m wearing is why’re you still single?

Cops Outside In Van: *collective groan*

COMMENTS