@noogscorner: According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500. - Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer.

@McInappropriate: she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza

@junejuly12: *eats Big Mac meal* *has two ice cream cones for dessert* *drives by gym* *wonders why new diet and fitness plan isn't working*

@markhoppus: i appreciate the song "the boys are back in town" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?

@leshnevsky: Any phrase can be banalized,by adding "if you know what I mean" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean