@bridger_w: OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut
@OfficialMizGin: My mom when I was a kid:
“Never talk to strangers.”
“Never get in their cars.”
Me to my future kids:
“Here’s how to order an Uber.”
@bazecraze: I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate.
@YoungNobler: Places to learn how to chug your drink:
1. College frat
2. Airport security line
@Jeffwni: - "I love Beyoncé...
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
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