@iSmokeJoints: Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police.
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@sloganeerist: People who replace "Christ" with "X" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.
@BatmanOffDuty: *buying a dog* Is this a good dog? "Oh yeah, very good dog." Do any tricks? "No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."
@samfromks: *Enters $100 daily Fitbit challenge* *Pays marathon runner $20 to wear my Fitbit* *Buys $80 worth of donuts*