@iSmokeJoints: Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police.
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@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@david8hughes: The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.
@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@shkeeber: "No, you hang up" No, you hang up. "No, you hang up" No, you hang up. "No you hang up" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!