@iSmokeJoints: Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police.
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@noogscorner: According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500. - Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer.
@McInappropriate: she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza
@junejuly12: *eats Big Mac meal* *has two ice cream cones for dessert* *drives by gym* *wonders why new diet and fitness plan isn't working*
@markhoppus: i appreciate the song "the boys are back in town" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?