@partlyfunny: Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer. Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?
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@Flattliner: People who drive very slowly cause me cognitive dissonance. They deserve to die, but appear less likely to do so...
@caliluvgirl77: If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work.
@CommonSavant: I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers.
@Breadery: My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks.