@partlyfunny: Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer. Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?
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@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@B1gBrainsMcGee: I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars
@Fickle_Filly: Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet.
@TheBoydP: I just labeled the folder with my passwords in my computer bag "PW" rather than "Passwords" in case anyone wants me on their encryption team