@Parentpains: Drugs are bad...when they wear off.
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@dumbbeezie: Shout out to the people who deleted their twitter accounts on New Years, see you in a few days
@Bob_Janke: I need a fifth of Wild Turkey, some meth, three sticks of dynamite and a Bible. I'll explain later.
@ericsshadow: [hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted