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@Parentpains: Drugs are bad...when they wear off.
@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
@Marlebean: 'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
4yo: I don't have any other feet..
Me: Fair enough.
@robin_991: 6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads.
7yo: why do you need to be a bird?
my 7yo is ready for twitter.
@sageboggs: *spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN