@Parentpains: Drugs are bad...when they wear off.
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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "This new flavour of Pringles is horrible." Wife: "You're eating a tube of tennis balls."
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.
@superdadatron: Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am.