@RyanKeith15: Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people.
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@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.
@FlyJ_: [Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid.
@squirrel74wkgn: One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.
@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.