@Darlainky: Drunk me tried to tear up all your photos and sober me had to buy a new phone screen.
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@krismuscookie: The WHICHING hour: when I lay awake in the wee hours labouring over which comebacks I should have used in every argument I've ever had.
@: eminem: look, if you only had one shot- me: I’d ask for more shots eminem: you can’t… *rubbing bridge of nose* you can't ask for more shots
@sixfootcandy: Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.