@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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@Cheeseboy22: Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, "YES!"
@AndyAsAdjective: Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" SO I'M GONNA BRING IT! *brings lunch to work*
@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho