@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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@UNTRESOR: The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
@RealCarlHardt: Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times.