@DeanOkay: Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this
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@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.
@AndyShulk: When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
@Robert_Beau: Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth.
@SortaBad: John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough