@JasonLight73: Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!
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@Elizasoul80: I walk around in public saying "wait for me guys" so everyone thinks I have friends.
@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.