@mdob11: I'm giving up for Lent.
@mooses_mom_mar: Wanted: Someone to do the Locomotion with me.
~No weirdos
@OctopusCaveman: Next time you hand someone a roll of toilet paper under the stall, hold their hand for a while. Let them know it's gonna be okay.
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes.
Luke: OK.
Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair.
@TheToddWilliams: [gun shop]
ME: Does this gun come with a nuclear warhead?
CLERK: Haha no that's illegal
ME: Ok
CLERK: You can buy the warhead separately
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