@lovemyboots111: Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it.
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@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@upsidedowntrash: ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?
@JoshuaHvr: This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*