@lcspt: Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did
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@OutOfLeftField_: Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney.
@FABrezebabe: *does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* "oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@ramenfuneral: happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross