@lcspt: Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did
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@Sassafrantz: Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
@KKAlThani: Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep.
@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.