@HeyoShellz: Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here
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@ramenfuneral: that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse
@LeslieInMpls: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman
@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.