@jazmasta: Dude, what part of "I don't speak your language" don't you understand?
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@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*
@DanMentos: billy joel: we didn’t start the fire detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire billy joel: shit
@radtoria: Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong.
@TheCiscoKidder: I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel.