@PortRooster: Due to a tragic "iTunes on shuffle" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12yr old daughter they have never met...
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@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.
@MrsMikePatton: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
@jwoodham: INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in? ME: What do you mean "if" Harry Potter was real?