@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
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@AGreaterMonster: If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house.
@Jeffwni: [Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? "Ankhesenamun" - How do you spell that? "Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"