@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
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@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment
@AbbyHasIssues: I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip that I dropped under the table.
@_Water_Baby: They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
@fulciHugazombie: Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.