@Peachyisk: Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
@MatCro: [phone sex] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly
@prontopup: What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?