@_Tempo11: Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv.
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@MensHumor: You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
@Rollinintheseat: Why do authors subtitle their books, "A Novel". Did someone look at their book one day and say "I thought this was a sandwich?"
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.