@TheMichaelRock: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober.
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@certifiable_end: My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far.
@7_Cents: Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?
@WeissBrandon: YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store.