@TheMichaelRock: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober.
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@ohthatbadger: "Just this one more episode." you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.
@Home_Halfway: "10 Things I Hate About You" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article
@PoliceBadBoy: Looking for someone to do the heavy lifting when I need a body buried... ~ No weirdos