@TheMichaelRock: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober.
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@OutOfLeftField_: I told someone my name and they said, "That's unusual. You don't hear that every day." Actually, I do.
@LackOfShame: "You have 15 seconds to convince me of why I should call you back. Good luck." - my voicemail message
@BlACk__ThRoaT: When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know.
@miffedmim: Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above