@boring_as_heck: [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@primawesome: It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyoncé. It's the only way to be safe.
@SamDeLanche: We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@SCbchbum: Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work.