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@murrman5: [during dinner on a date]
"I'm currently in university"
how long is your degree?
"normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"

[during dinner on a date]
“I’m currently in university”
how long is your degree?
“normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2”

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